10 Jokes We Can’t Tell Anymore Now That Leo Has an Oscar
We all held our breath as we waited for the winner of the best actor category. I mean, this is why we all sat through those very long hours of blah blah this white person won, #oscarssowhite, Mad Max wins best everything. Our main boy
Jack Leo has been in our hearts since Titanic but not in the Academy’s as he has lost every Oscar nomination since his first back in 1994 for his role in What’s Eating Gilbert. He has gotten five nominations since then and had yet to hear his name called out. The internet turned his lack of success into an internet meme because we are assholes like that but now the internet can finally put this jokes to rest. Leo has finally won one of those gold statues. Cue Kate Winslet and everyone else to start crying and clapping.
Here are 10 Jokes We Can’t Tell Anymore Now That Leo Has an Oscar
Every year, it was so painful to watch Leo’s bad poker face
Did you see Leo’s face when he was giving his acceptance speech? He was so damn happy it gave everyone the feels. We can no longer have to see his disappointed face every year at the Oscars as someone else takes home the award he deserves. Bye bye let it go jokes because LEO HAS AN OSCAR
R.I.P to this ice-breaking quote
You are going to have to come up with another joke to bond with your co-workers. This joke only lasted 22 years later and it can finally die in the graveyard of ‘not relevant anymore’ jokes. The actor no longer has to cry himself to sleep every time someone says this joke because LEO HAS AN OSCAR.
This meme was too perfect to use with Leonardo Dicaprio. Mr. Turner from Fairy OddParents definitely feels Leo’s frustration over not having a trophy. Betcha since his first nomination Dicaprio built a special area in his house for his Oscar and just cleaned the dust off of it every year. Guess the Mr. Turner meme can finally die out because LEO HAS AN OSCAR
You need a better therapy method now
We can no longer make ourselves feel better about not accomplishing something with this joke. Guess we are just going to have to feel sorry for ourselves. We could, though, say it took Leo 22 years achieve his dreams, don’t give up so quickly. Now you are just one golden statue away because LEO HAS AN OSCAR.
We can actually talk about Leo now without mentioning his lack of an Oscar
No matter what aspect of Leonardo Dicaprio we were talking about, whether his hotness, his movies, his climate change passion, we always had to mention that he doesn’t have an Oscar. What are we supposed to talk about now? His success? His happiness? Or maybe we can just talk about how LEO HAS AN OSCAR.
Guess we can’t hate the Academy anymore
To quote Charlie Brown “There is no heavier burden than a great potential” and Leo has definitely felt it. This meme was always a favorite because the Academy is such a tease. Every year of his nomination Leo would think “maybe this is the year!” but nope, he’d lose to some stupid actor. Well, in your face Lucy, LEO HAS AN OSCAR NOW!
Tumblr is probably empty now
What good is social media if we can’t make fun of Oscar-less Leo anymore? How will our hearts go on? There should totally be a movie, though, about Leonardo finally winning an oscar after 22 years. Whoever is the actor that plays Dicaprio, if he ends up winning, he will have the same amount of Oscars as the actor he is playing because LEO HAS AN OSCAR NOW!
No one tried harder than Leo
I agree with this Twitter user, Leonardo needs an Oscar before he actually kills himself. If Leo didn’t win this year, God knows what he would do to try to impress the Academy in his next movie. Jennifer Lawrence may have skinned a Squirrel in Winter’s Bone but DiCaprio went all the way by actually eating raw bison liver. We can no longer joke about how dramatic he is in his films because LEO HAS AN OSCAR!
Bye bye Mean Girl jokes
Leo was the Gretchen Weiners before Mean Girls even came out and he has definitely felt the cruelty of everyone talking about him. Every year was basically like ‘damnnnn Leo, back at it again with those nominations’ but sixth times a charm! We can finally say “one for you Leonardo Dicaprio! You go Leonardo Dicaprio!” because LEO HAS AN OSCAR!
Where will the Squidward meme go?
His acting in Revenant was phenomenal so it would be such a dick move if the Academy didn’t give him an oscar. Leo’s talent was finally recognized and he only had to eat raw bison to get it! We are so proud of him for achieving his dreams and reading that acceptance speech he probably wrote 22 years ago. What’s the point of watching the Oscars now that LEO HAS AN OSCAR?
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