Animals & Pets / Reptiles & Snakes on Ice Pop

Gasp! - Frankie Lassut⁽¹⁴⁾
They're splitting. Peter and Jordan. It has actually saved his life actually, really truly. Peter has been suffering from breathing problems for quite a while now. Shortness of breath etc. Doctors thought he was experiencing heart failure (thats where the lungs fill with water --ish). So, they... ( added 1 year 121 days ago.)

Ha ha ha! Susan Boyle has the last laugh - Frankie Lassut⁽¹⁴⁾
" They all laughed at Christopher Columbus, when he said the earth was round " And Susan Boyle walked out on stage last Saturday night, and everyone laughed at her too, because she said her world was sound. She wanted to be a pro singer, but came from a Scottish mud hut. She was a spinster... ( added 1 year 147 days ago.)

Jade to be Mounted - Frankie Lassut⁽¹⁴⁾
Jade’s Future It isn't official yet, but... Jade is going to be mounted. Noooooooo! Not by her husband in a late night shovel induced liason, but be a taxidermist. Don't worry, he will be good...he will be one who helps this pack of jerks from America, who go to Africa each year with... ( added 1 year 162 days ago.)

THE Funeral (Real Fun... anagram) of Jade Goody - Frankie Lassut⁽¹⁴⁾
Jade Goody’s Funeral (Lady Di 2) is about to happen. Are we going to be sinisterised with Jade Jade Jade margarine?Chav Queen 'matches?' Goody Goody Pizza? Gumdrops everywhere we look for the next 100 years? The blessing is...it's good for the economy, with all the magazines and newspaper... ( added 1 year 162 days ago.)

Is Joaquin Phoenix Nuts...or...is he selling his own.. - Frankie Lassut⁽¹⁴⁾
Joaquin Phoenix's Nuts? It's true, and it's his manager's fault. Because his manager's just plain greedy. Joaquin Phoenix has looked at Golden Glow, and several other companies, and also Nobby's Nuts, and he's releasing his own...nuts. Why not? Phoenix salted nuts? Or, Phoenix's salted nuts. That... ( added 1 year 162 days ago.)

NODDY HOLDER SEES UFO.. according to the Sun - Frankie Lassut⁽¹⁴⁾
Yes. He was with his wife in a hotel room in Bournemouth. When the room filled with blinding white light, which wasn't bad for one of those economy tubes that looks like a panched rabbits intestines, or those intestines Heston filled with sausage meat in his Roman feast. Anyway, it went whizzing... ( added 1 year 162 days ago.)