Feeling Goody - Jade Goody lives on

I'm refusing to let Jade Goody die in vain. I firmly believe that the truth of the matter is 'laughter is the best medicine'. This isn't the thought of many scientists who live under the delusion that they are clever (that's insanity on their part), and think it cool that they can pump a person full of toxicity, in order to get rid of cancer. Then, while they do this, they insist that the person is at 'War' with the disease. And as we know from experience, war is a great cure for, for, for, erm... making weapons manufacturers 'not'

Poor Jade also 'suffered' from a phoenomena I call the Birthday Effect. I experienced it again recently. Someone who was normally nasty to me was 'nice'. It takes a day to get used to it, and then they revert back to their normal conditioned behaviour, and say 'I don't have to be nice to you today, because it was your birthday yesterday'. the person in question is unhappily working in an 'office' (one of those with lots of people, all depressed and fighting for power, and against Blue Sky Thinking power), so I understood. Jade did that. She had most of the general public liking her, then she had her run in with Shilpa, and then most said "We don't like you no more!", and then, she produces cancer, and most then sau "Oh Jade, we like you again now...you're an angel", etc.... you know, normal everyday Birthday Effect puke inducing stuff. it's a lovely thing the Birthday Effect, really amplifies human behaviour.

So. Now I'm going to dare to laugh at Jade's fate. I'm going to bring in the funny feel good factor, and you can't get ill when you feel good because your vibes up and therefore your wellbeing is up (it's likw working in an office actually...not). You know those crystals you hang in your wndow and they make patterns on the wall when the Sun shines through them? Well, some scientists have been to hypnotists and have been convinced they're clever, and some crative people have been put with them, and they didn't fight! No, be serious now,,,life is 'serious' remember (all you need do is go to work and pay the bills, laughing and thinking are not requirements)... yes, they got together and produced some placebo chemotherapy juice, and a cut glass bottle to drip it from. The nice thing is, if it's put on it's stand in front of the window, it makes beautiful patterns on the wall, and, the Sun adds energy to the water molecules. You can even get it with Angels cut into the grass, or, if you like, your dead realtives, so you can imagine that they are coming for you through the light (just in case you're serious about leaving)... nice, someone cares. The standard version has red chemo, blue chemo, or green chemo (water with food colouring E135 E346 or E378...that's the water).

The deluxe version somehow has the water in multicoloured layes (clever scientists), adding to the light show, which is designed to make the patient feel 'good'.... healing see!

There are also sweets coming out. They are like little coloured crystals, and you can hang them in your window at home, they're called Jade Goodys' Goody feeling Gumdrops. Lovely idea, and better than a 'war' on cancer, and dangerous bald inducing chemo chemicals. It didn't work by the way.

Tv Spinoffs, comedies to make you laugh! Ho ho!... The Goodys! and the Goody Life!

Or you can all be miserable and feel bad about it....???

» left by Anonymous (1 year 360 days ago.)

Not another one! Do you live the lives of D-rate celebs through their eyes

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