Is Joaquin Phoenix Nuts...or...is he selling his own..
Franco
Joaquin Phoenix's Nuts? It's true, and it's his manager's fault. Because his manager's just plain greedy. Joaquin Phoenix has looked at Golden Glow, and several other companies, and also Nobby's Nuts, and he's releasing his own...nuts. Why not? Phoenix salted nuts? Or, Phoenix's salted nuts. That way, he can make a film, and grab you by YOUR nuts at the overpriced snack shop...by getting you to chew his nuts. His catch phrase is
Apparently David Beckham, after seeing Joachin rake it in, now regrets his wife calling him Golden Balls and not Golden Nuts, and so, he f*cked off to hang out with beautiful women. And that's why Posh looks so pissed off. Mind you, on trips to the cinema with the sprogs, she would have had to say... " Here kids, whatever your names are, I can't remember...ah Romeo, Foxtrot and Alpha...shut up and eat your dad's nuts " ...and that's just 'nut' right really, is it (unless you work for social services that is, where it’s classed as entertainment).
Article submitted Tuesday, March 31, 2009 & read 22 times.
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