THE Funeral (Real Fun... anagram) of Jade Goody

Jade Goody’s Funeral (Lady Di 2) is about to happen. Are we going to be sinisterised with Jade Jade Jade margarine?Chav Queen 'matches?' Goody Goody Pizza? Gumdrops everywhere we look for the next 100 years? The blessing is...it's good for the economy, with all the magazines and newspaper sales rocketing, displaying pictures of the mega ignorant Chav mamma and two little boys, who, when they get older (if the masses can wait for the fix) will have lives of guest appearances on big brother and shag females worldwide by hitting the sympathy vote and saying 'yeah bitch, Jade Goody was my mamma.... drink? Yes please! That's what sons of famous people do isn't it?

Her brainshy common law (saved by the reaper's redeeming soppy wedding bell... " and people will think we're lovely and Hello will pay a million " ) will thrive while people starve? (It will piss Jordan off too) he says 'Now' 'I'm going to make Jade proud!' Shouldn't the prison bound chav sonofabitch have thought of that before Queen chav was dead? For goodness sake (meanwhile, social services shag more children in their watchful  care)

THE FUNERAL... before she's really famous (more famous even than all those innocent babies that have been raped and killed by social services, or people under ‘investigation by social services’...oops did I just say that?)... Jordan can't come to the doo for having a go at her...well, Jordan's tits were getting claustrophibic under cover all the time while Jadeychavpoos died publicityly.

Is Shilpa going? I mean, after all, fairs fair...Jade did call her a .... dare I say it?! Naaaa....fatwa or worse. If I were Jordan, I'd do goth, and go outdo the coffinised cadaver... Jordan could also take an I pod with some cheap pound shop, built by a shagged and whipped kid in Taiwan, cheap shit crap wank rubbish waste of earth's resources speakers... 'It's close to puuuub time! And something tittys lurking by the grave!’... " Ooooh lloook! Is that a fouzand ewwicopterz up vere wiv camears.... let’s all get some exposher for the fuckin ignerent massis! Vats ten millien pleeze Ello Magg! Check Pleez!..... But look out, Posh Spice is gunna want a slice with Golden Balls or not.... a young free and single escort perhaps???