Noddy Holder's UFO

I posted an article today concerning Noddy Holder in Bournemouth, seeing a UFO whizzing over the sea after it had lit his hotel room up. It wasn't actually a UFO, but it was an alien. It was on a fast motorbike and had ginger hair... it was Harry on his new bike everyone's talking about.

Apparently he missed a corner, and went right across the top of the water. It has already been logged for the next bible... that's the one which will be written for the next workforce after we've been killed off (G6 Summit). In it, Harry is going to be a vamped up Jesus who rides on water, and then turns much wine into water and hits a bible scibe called a paparazzi. Armageddon is early, with the 666 being provided by the Taliban.. Revelations should be fun next time (I think I have that the right way round).

At the end of the next bible gospels though, he doesn't get crucified...they get a butler to do that.

He then goes to the inn, where there is a drachma back for each gallon of urine that goes down the drain, because there's a spinning water wheel attached to a wind tower outside (carbon footprint cure)...and so, he spends most of his time encouraging everyone to change wine into water...the next main miracle. As for bringing people back to life, Royalty doesnt bring Chavs back, sorry. The blind do see again though.... they all puke, sleep, get over their hangovers...and see again!