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Kerry Katona's Nose
Franco
Is Kerry Katona’s nose rotting or falling off due to her coke addiction? Is she following Daniella Westbrook to her membership of the Nostrilessdamesus club, where Profitsey made from fame says, coke is ok, but thought is better (that’s a bit deep for most, sorry).
Actually, I bought a magazine this morning with an ‘up the dames-nostrils’ very complimentary shot of her, adorns the front cover, there are two white bits visible, one up each nostril? Even though I’m writing about it, it baffles me that the world is on the verge of collapse, with the finishing touches to humanity taking place right under everyone’s noses (sorry), and what are people bothered about?... Kerry Katonas’ nose... says it all really.
I think the two white bits are.... snot (she has active vacilli!).
Instructions for Kerry Katona to avoid any more nose pics (sorry)... pictures.
1/ Put finger on side of one nostril.
2/ Press
3/ Blow through nose
4/ Try and do it when a cat’s passing.
(I’ve done a thesis on this particular activity called Blades the Prodigy...anyone wants it...frankielassut1@aol.com)
Second cure.
I was a busdriver for nearly five years in Coventry. The doors on the buses were air operated, with a switch my the drivers left foot. The bus company had a little sideline called Nose-buckets. each driver had a bucket. What they did was wait until a pensioner was getting on or off, and when they were in line, they would hit the foot switch and try and trap the person’s nose in the doors, which closed almost like lift doors.
When a direct hit was scored, the person would pull back in shock, and leave their nose in the doors. All the driver had to do was pick it up and put it in the bucket. They were then sent to a pork scratching factory.
The hairy ones were always thought to be pigs *****s... now you know.
If Kerry wants a new nose, slightly wrinkly, that drips in the cold weather ... she now knows (sorry) where to get one.
Article submitted Friday, April 03, 2009 & read 845 times.
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