Boyle's Law

Susan Boyle isn't attractive, so, it's a good job Paul Potts who won the other year is an Errol Flynn lookalike. But it doesn't matter much that way round really, does it. Mr Potts could appear in a Hills have Eyes remake and no one would blink an eyelid. Susan could appear and it would be seen as sexist and cruel. Mr Potts looks like a rabbit born at Sellafield (I know, I worked there). There again, she said thet the local kids were very cruel to her verbally because she was no one, but now, at least the fame has got her some respect (but she was trained to not notice anyway...ridicule is useful as a life trainer, especially if you're going to try and please heathens); and it ain't bad is it, fame after '1' song in an audition too. Mr Potts got that wonky tooth fixed soon as the money rolled in, so I would say that the pain of ridicule is softened when the bank manager finally loves you. On a relieving note too, he didn't look like a child pervert any more. Mind you, if you've seen some of the messes they have transformed on that cool extreme makeover programme, Sue isn't going to have any problems at all. She will be unrecognisable in a year or two. She, if she wants some amusement, could always do a Kim Basinger and buy her village, and then evict everyone when it's raining...

Sweet!