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The Truth About Large Penis's

by Leah Gag Cartoonist(573) Blue Star
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The subject of penis size once came up (no pun intended) on a science forum, and the question was 'why does the size of men's penis's vary?'

My obvious answer to this was that, it was to accomodate the fact that the size of womens vagina's vary. One size foot does not fit all size shoes!

My answer was disputed on the grounds that a humble duck has one of the largest penises in relation to it's body size of any other animal. A whopping 42.5cm, nearly half a metre in length!

See HERE for more details.



The scientists argument was that this duck penis could not possibly have been designed for a duck vagina of equivalent length. BUT I did some research and found that indeed this penis was a perfect design for it's mate who's interior cavity was twisted and coiled.

So chaps, those of you who desire nice tight ***** are biologically only destined to have one if you have a nice small ****. You larger chaps are similarly intended for the larger,more spacious accomodation.




Article submitted Monday, August 24, 2009 & read 319 times.

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» left by Joel Hirschhorn (2 years 264 days ago.)
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Suggest those readers attracted to this topic watch the HBO show Hung!!!
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