Pros and Cons of having erections easily. Un-erectile dysfunction.
by John Sammon(4)Sammonsays
Do you suffer from un-erectile dysfunction? If you are one of millions who don't suffer from it, you don't know what you're missing. It's a very rare condition. To put it in a nutshell, how can I explain it, in a tasteful and dignified way that retains at least a veneer of decorum? Basically, it's a physical situation where if you're a man, you have a constant yearning for sex and a rise in your sexual organ to the point that, you suspect you're a male nymphomaniac.
There are some (excuse the pun) "down" sides to this. But there are also some unexpected (excuse the near-pun) bonuses.
What are the pros and cons?
First of all, let's face the gritty reality that as a society, we're hypocritical. On the one hand, we condemn and despise those who can't perform sexually, we idolize those who can, like James Bond, and we spend millions on drugs such as Viagra so that they can. So why is it that you should be embarrassed if you have a super-heated libido as I do?
It can be inconvenient. I'm standing in the supermarket line and I have an attack and suddenly I have a lump downstairs that's as big as a guava. Now, Mrs. Kelly of the Girl Scout troop for which I'm a volunteer comes up to say hello. You know, the little white haired lady who looks like Mrs. Butterworth on the syrup jar, so saintly that she could be a missionary in
I have to cross my legs while I talk to her. Have you ever tried to walk with crossed legs through a supermarket check-out line? It also looks odd out in the parking lot on your way to your car. That's a con.
There is a plus though. Repeated bouts of intense desire and the resultant need to suppress them until you get home I believe is the greatest weight loss device in history, more so than dieting or even anorexia. Try it. Nothing removes fat like the burning desire to reproduce.
I'm not normally a religious man, but God intended it that way. Reproduction flips on an opposite switch from storing calories. After all, if you're reproducing, under ideal circumstances, you're giving away, not taking in.
Just last weekend, I had seven major attacks, and I lost 10 pounds without even trying. That's a plus.
Another factor is guilt. That's a con. We're a sick society founded on guilt. When you and I were boys, innocent, un-knowing boys, our mothers would come and find a girlie magazine under our bed. She would be disgusted, horrified. Gee, I don't know Mom. Aren't you a bit of an ignorant, shallow, selfish, hypocritical prude who is also frigid? You're disgusted by the act of sex? After all, you re-produced me. What if it was a magazine with pictures of guys? What are you complaining about?
It doesn't make any sense. Why on earth would a healthy, vibrant 16-year-old boy who has raging hormones with the sexual equipment God gave him, who is discovering for the first time the wonder of sexual pleasure, who is literally bursting with glowing, potent sperm, possibly have a girlie magazine under his bed?
Go figure!
Guilt sucks. Oh, we're getting off the subject. Where was I? Oh yes. I remember.
Why should I feel embarrassed about walking around with a lump in my pants? I should feel pride that I have such a finely-tuned, super-charged, muscle-bound libido that I, like a lion tamer with a whip and a chair, have to (excuse the pun), beat it back into submission.
That's a pro, I think. If it isn't, it should be.
Now, I don't want you hear from any ladies out there that I'm being disgusting, or a pervert. All of you have at one time or another enjoyed this device (not mine but someone's). Let's face the truth. There wouldn't be so many people in the world if it wasn't a popular activity.
That's important to me. I want to be popular. That's another pro.
Article submitted Friday, September 04, 2009 & read 238 times.
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» left by Leah Gag Cartoonist(1,021)(328 days 2 hours ago.)
Hi John, great article and what an insight! Keep em' coming. The articles that is ;)LeahRespond to this comment
