Brown Suga Bluez ...Carrie B ain’t got nothing on us

I created a blog series called Brown Suga Bluez. It's about a group of single attractive women in their mid 20s and 30's who are looking for love and just trying to make it out in the world. We are sharing our stories of dating, relationships, shopping, and financial experiences. The obstacles we face as women should be shared with the world. It sounds a lot like Sex and the City BUT Carrie B ain’t got nothing on us. We got FLAVA! There will definitely be a little Ghetto-fabulousness, sprankles of some Hot mess, and some Oh no she didn’t.

Most of us relocated to DC, MD, VA, TX, and FL. We are in the prime of our lives. We all aspire to do big things and make our mark on this world. Now I had to change all of the names to protect the innocent or the not so innocent. We are a 8 woman operation:

1. Candy - So sweet, always laughing, always smiling- until she goes the Hell off (which is not often but you really don't want it) She is our Vintage Bohemian foo-foo shee-shee fashionista/ DIVA, no kids, a live-in boo. Her happiness makes you happy.

2. Ms. O - The 6 figure sistah, goes to church every Sunday. She is the one that will let the cashier know that he forgot to ring up an item or point out to the waiter they neglected to charge us for something we ordered, single, no kids, and is always there when you need her. Please somebody tell her she is NOT Mrs. Obama.

3. Sasha "Fierce" - The girlie girl who only takes baths (who ELSE does that?), she's in a relationship, very successful in her career, no kids, and can be a little unrealistic when it comes to expectations of the opposite sex BUT she has a man so what do I know.

4. Bootylicious - She is back to work for the 1^st time in yrs, 2 kids, and loves to hate her live in boyfriend/baby daddy. She told me just today that cheating makes her a better girlfriend. All I have to say is Ms. O put her name in the prayer box on Sunday. If you didn't pick it up from the name she has an ass that you can sit a plate, drink, and a tray on - Yeah I'm a lil jealous (but a gotta a lil junk in my trunk). This is my Ace, my right hand, and my Bestie BFF.

5. Nu-Nu " Because she always rocks the new new sh*t" (FYI- that heffa told me to write that) - She has no kids, just relocated for work, smart, funny as Hell, but she will grease her face and remove her earrings if she has to. NuNu is the the homie that always has yo back. She is my other BFF.

6. Mamita aka Ms. Tequila - She has two kids, going through a divorce, on her own for the first time in a long time, and trying to find herself in a new relationship - She is the Latina that will cook, clean and give you her last but if you cross her or her kids she will shank you. My sis, my girl, my fam.

7. Victoria - The workout enthusiast, realtor, and part time toy/ lingerie saleswoman. She could give sex tips that would make yo man's toes curl up like the witch in the Wizard of OZ, she's single but currently getting it in.

8. I'm "The B," the story teller. Now "The B" can represent many things, The Brains, The Beauty, The Bomb, or The Biatch. I could do that all day, okay one more "The Bodacious". I'm 35, single, no kids, with a dog who's the man of the house (which is crazy because he's scared of the oven when it's turned on). If you want to break in just turn the oven on 1st. Somebody traumatized him, I should have set up doggie cam's when he was a baby. Have you ever wondered why the poorest people always have a dog? Maybe they are poor because they have a dog (food for thought). I like to think that I am mediocorely (is that even a word? okay it's not but this is my blog and I do what I want) successful. I have a college tuition to go along with my college degree, a paycheck to go along with my job, a mortgage to go along with my condo, and a closet to go along with my shoes. Because I am such a shoe lover. I think I will display a pair of hot shoes after each post. They call me, "the comedian." I don’t tell jokes I just tell life.
    

This is just us, no made up scenarios or fake docu drama's. I hope that you all will be intrigued enough to read what happens to the sista's of Brown Suga Bluez. BrownSugaBluez.blogspot.com