Why do Girls Really Use Vibrators?

by Joe Maldonado⁽⁷⁾
http://www.subnichesecrets.com

You may answer the question on the title like this: "Because men don't vibrate." Yes, I know, not always. We have the ability to vibrate sometimes but if the objective of the race is vibrating I must give vibrators the gold medal. Of course we can't vibrate indefinitely. Can they lie down on their backs indefinitely? Yes, they can. Here is something they are better than us they can imitate sex dolls but we can't imitate vibrators. Maybe we can imitate some of their sex toys like dildos but vibrators are something else. They can use anything that vibrates for their pleasures. I saw girls sitting on the washing machine with red faces. I even heard of girls using the vacuum cleaners just because they vibrate and they say we only think about sex.

We think about sex that is true but we think about the opposite sex, not a washing machine, vacuum cleaner or an electric tooth brush. A few weeks ago I was searching the internet about problems of teenagers and there was a very concerned mum who found a homemade vibrator under the bed of her daughter. Do you know what she used to make this vibrator? A condom, play doh and electrical toothbrush. Who said women are not creative? When it is about their pleasure they are more creative than the best advertisement director. Now let's come to the answer of the question in the title. They use vibrators because they are not confident with their bodies. A vibrator never asks if they gained a few ponds lately. A vibrator doesn't see the pimples and fats and cellulites. Graphic artists are making millions cleaning up their defects with expensive photo editing software.

You can do anything with a photo editing software these days. You can build new smooth skin, you can make people look thinner, and you can even make them look beautiful when in reality they are some freaks of nature. In real life there is no photo editing software, therefore they hide from us and try to take their pleasures from plastic gadgets, batteries included. They use these plastic toys but they think about us constantly.

Did you know women have more sex after plastic surgery? Do you think that is because, after plastic surgery, men find them more attractive? Of course not! After the plastic surgery they find themselves more attractive. So they put their sex toys to the bottom drawer and go out to find men. To find men is not so difficult. The real difficult thing is, after they take off their clothes, to make the men they take home still like them.

I know some women who swear they never even touched vibrators or any other sex toys. Some of them I believe because they have a regular sexual life. They are confident and relaxed. Most of the others, I don't believe. Even if they don't use commercial sex toys, I'm sure they use the mixer or the epilator for their needs. Who needs a woman who doesn't like her own body? If you don't like your body why should I like it?

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Article submitted Friday, April 08, 2011 & read 107 times.

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