Man Shocked by Aunt’s Unbelievable Rules for Watching her Dog
A tweet is catching the attention of the world, garnering almost 200,000 likes and nearly 60,000 retweets, and it is not because of a scandalous photos or weird video but rather hilarious rules the user’s aunt laid out for him as a dog sitter.
“My aunt is having me house sit and watch her dog and omg she’s too much lol,” tweeted Tommy Rivers.
The computer-printed set of rules for the dog sitter contains a heading that reads: “Pepper the most Beautiful Girl in the world”.
Pepper, the woman’s dog, is apparently one of the most spoiled and cared-for dogs in the world as evidenced by the detailed list of things that Tommy must follow while taking care of the dog.
The long list includes the exact amount of food and water that Pepper should receive at specific times of the day – breakfast at 8:00 am and dinner at 5:00 pm.
It also specifies that Pepper should have “no carbs” for snacks but may have a dog bone “every other day.”
According to the rules, Tommy is also expected to play fetch with pepper every day as part of “play time” with an optional “walk around the block.”
The information also says that Pepper likes big hugs, little kiss[es], sniffs, belly rubs” as forms of affection.
Tommy’s aunt also instructs: “Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she’s okay. Face Time with Pepper so I can talk to her.”
The to-do list may seem overly obsessive but it is nothing compared to the list of “Don’t”, which contain items that are downright hilarious.
The items on the don’t-list include: Don’t “Yell at Pepper… hit, spank or kick Pepper – don’t you hurt her!”
But the last reminder on the “Don’t” page is the top reason why the tweet has gone viral: “Don’t you hate her cause you ain’t her!”
Talk about complete devotion to a dog, right?
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