What would you do if you checked into a hotel and got trapped in the shower for three hours? Most people would evacuate immediately and find a better place to stay, but luckily for us, these people took hilarious pictures of their hotel fails instead. Here are five of the funniest hotel stays that will make your stay at the Motel 6 look like the Taj Mahal.
CPR Gone Wrong
Clearly, this CPR sign in Thailand has the best of intentions, but its instructions would make you blush. It literally instructs you to first “blame someone,” to “check to see if nipples are hard,” and to “kiss sensually.” And it goes downhill from there!
DireStrike wrote on Reddit, “I can’t count how many people have died because their nipples aren’t hard”
High And Dry
This funny photo shows a man trapped in the shower of his hotel room for over three hours. Finally, a hotel employee came to free the poor guy. Can you imagine how pruny his fingers were when he finally got out of the shower? No amount of lotion is going to fix that.
This mural displayed in the hotel breakfast area would make you think twice before you loaded up on Cheerios. The dark hair twisted into an abstract pattern may resemble a slide that you saw in junior high once. This hotel should’ve put this priceless piece of art in the restroom.
Redditor RichAromas commented: “If the breakfast is an all-you-can-eat buffet, this is an absolutely GENIUS cost-control measure!”
If you’ve ever seen the movie Get Out, you’ll know that this isn’t going to end well. There’s absolutely no escape from this wacky hotel. The exit signs literally lead you straight into the corner of two walls. Unless you want to stand with your face in the corner, it might be better to take the stairs!
UsernameChecksOut56 wrote on Reddit, “The checkout process was surprisingly stress free, I just need to find the exit…”
Finally, this hotel in China wants to remind its visitors to “slip carefully.” Surely this translation error is the exact opposite of what they wanted to tell their clients. The crazy part is that they want you to be careful when you crash onto the wet linoleum! It’s the thought that counts, right?
91-Year-Old Woman’s Visit To The Doctor Reveals She’s Been Pregnant for 60 Years
It had been an extremely hard year for 91-year-old Estela Meléndez. Her husband had passed away and her health was on a quick decline. After suffering from a fall, Estela had to be taken far from her village to the nearest hospital — only to discover something that would rattle her, the doctors and the world. As it turned out, she was pregnant, and there was a lot more to her story than meets the eye.
Airline Officials Ordered This Mom Off The Plane And Told Her To Change Clothes
Londoner Harriet Osborne was on her way home after having the trip of her life in Spain. Excited to reunite with her friends and family, Harriet was in high spirits — but all that post-vacation glow would soon quickly disappear. Harriet was given a surprising ultimatum: change clothes or get off the plane. What followed would spark a media explosion and a fierce debate.
Police Officer Pops Open Woman’s Trunk, Lets Her Go After What He Sees
It was supposed to be Chy-Niece Thacker’s day to shine. She had an important job interview, was dressed for success and ready to knock it out of the ball park as she drove over. But in that very moment, fate threw her a curve ball. Blue lights began flashing in her rearview mirror. And what happened after the police officer approached her left her utterly stunned.